Week 5 (S3E05-S3E10)

Episode 25: Kissed By Fire

“By what right does the wolf judge the lion?”

Major Plot Points: Jon performs the Lord’s Kiss.  Robb follows his father’s honor system.  Arya witnesses a resurrection.  Dany learns about slave names.  Sansa is a pawn in the great game.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Tormund had a more jovial personality.  He was almost constantly making lewd jokes and yelling “Har” after each one.  He also constantly talked about his member.  I enjoy both versions of the character.  The gritty one works well on television.
  2. The cave Jon and Ygritte consummate their relationship in was described as having small tunnels run out the back of it.  Ygritte told Jon a story about how a wilding party once got lost deep underground trying to find a way under the Wall.
  3. The Karstarks are ancestral relatives of the Starks, hence their name.  Their 2 houses have been united for hundreds of years. 
  4. The song Shireen sings is actually a song her court jester, Patchface, constantly sings.  Patchface is not in the show, but is a terrifying presence in Davos POV chapters.  He was said to have nearly drowned once, and since coming back is completely insane and grim.  For some reason Shireen loves to have him around, and many people theorize that the crazy things he sings and tells people, are actually prophecies.  Melisandre even tells Jon Snow that she sees Patchface in her flames and considers him dangerous.
  5. Barristan served on the small council. He was the one that tells Dany about how Jorah used to spy on her for Varys and King Robert.
  6. Cersei was offered by Tywin to be wed to Willas Tyrell, heir to Highgarden, and the Tyrells refused. Loras wasn’t able to marry anyone in the books, since he was granted a spot on the Kingsguard after the Battle of the Blackwater.
Patchface, the friendly normal court jester.

Other Points to Notice

  1. When Thoros prays before the trial by combat, the music playing in the background is the same theme that plays whenever Melisandre begins talking about or praying to, the Lord of Light.
  2. Jon is lying badly about there being 1000 men left at Castle Black.  In reality, it’s less than 100.
  3. We hear Beric talk about how every time he comes back, he loses a part of himself.  I don’t believe we ever hear Jon talk about this when he comes back.  It almost seems like the show purposely ignores the cons of being revived from death.
  4. Littlefinger finds out about Sansa’s proposed marriage, and immediately uses this knowledge to get the Lannisters to marry her off to Tyrion.  He couldn’t allow her to go to Highgarden out of his clutches.

Stray Observations:

  1. Do you think this is the first time Kit Harrington saw his future wife naked? It almost has to be right? That’s hilarious
  2. Roose Bolton did a great job trolling Jaime. 
  3. Maybe Dean-Charles Chapman got the part as Tommen because he did a great job dying?
  4. The scene in the baths between Jaime and Brienne is among my all time favorite Game of Thrones scenes.  We learn a lot about who Jaime really is, his true reasons for killing the Mad King, and why it broke him so much to see Ned Stark viewing him with disgust.

RIP: Rickard Karstark, Lord of Karhold. Pretty badass last words.

Episode 26: The Climb

“Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder”

Major Plot Points: Arya loses a friend to religion.  Theon gets tortured.  Jon goes for a climb.  Jaime overplays his “position”.  Sansa and Loras enjoy a romantic stroll.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. At this point, Sam and Gilly were being guided by Coldhands.  Coldhands then left Sam at the Wall and waited for Bran to arrive.  In the show, Coldhands was Benjen Stark and only appeared in Season 6.
  2. Arya and the Brotherhood never meet Melisandre.  Her and Thoros immediately saw each other as priests of the Red God, which is why Thoros was so quick to trust her.
  3. Gendry stayed with the Brotherhood when Arya left.  He is still with them. 
  4. Robb’s plan was to retake the North, not Casterly Rock.  Robb was going to take back Moat Cailin from the Greyjoys.  Moat Cailin is a fortress guarding the road to the north, surrounded by swamp lands.  It had never been taken, but Robb never lost a battle.
Coldhands. Undead protector of our heroes north of the Wall. Yes he rides an elk.

Other Points to Notice

  1. Melisandre learning from Thoros about Beric coming back to life was the main reason she believed Jon Snow could arise from the dead.
  2. Mel also gives Arya an almost prophetic speech about all the lives she would take.  But the more interesting part is when she tells Arya, “We will meet again.”  This indicates in Season 7 these 2 will confront one another.  It should be a fun reunion.
  3. How does Theon not realize he is at the Bolton home, the Dreadfort?  He served with Roose Bolton, and knew his sigil was the flayed man on a wooden X.  He is also hanging on a wooden X.
  4. If Edmure refused the marriage proposal, and Robb lost his Frey alliance, he may have survived.
  5. Littlefinger was able to tell Ros betrayed him, because only she knew of his plans to leave with Sansa. 

Stray Observations:

  1. Sam is incredibly smooth. “Ah you know your fires!”
  2. Ramsey finally brings out the horn he used to torture Theon behind the walls of Winterfell.
  3. Roose Bolton almost certainly gave Jaime a dinner that required a fork and knife on purpose.  He was a sick dude.
  4. Hilarious how non subtle Tyrion was about trying to get Shae to leave him and Sansa alone.

Episode 27: The Bear and the Maiden Fair

“You waste time trying to get people to love you, you’ll end up the world’s most popular dead man”

Major Plot Points: Sansa and Tyrion fret about their upcoming nuptials.  Jaime rescues a maiden.  Theon is tortured.  Arya is stolen by a dog.  Jon makes Ygritte swoon. Daenerys threatens an entire city.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Jeyne Westerling, Robb’s wife, was never pregnant.  Or even if she was, it was terminated.  She stayed at her castle, while Robb went to the Red Wedding.
  2. Shae did not fight against Tyrion being married to Sansa.  It gives a bit more credence to the theory she was playing him the whole time.
  3. Jaime tells Roose to inform Robb Stark “Jaime Lannister sends his regards”. This was changed to just be “The Lannisters”.  The reason for this change is lost on me

Other Points to Notice

  1. Robb promises Talisa to go with her to Volantis.  Just another promise he breaks.
  2. Sansa is still very poor at playing the game.  She can’t sense any of the manipulations from Margaery. 
  3. Joffrey was correct when he told Tywin they were not worried enough about Daenerys and her dragons.  In his arrogance, Tywin never even considered to look into it.
  4. We see Miranda often from here on out.  She seems to be a complete psychopath that weirdly loves Ramsey obsessively.
  5. “Tralalalalallyday” is not a real place.
  6. Ygritte clearly knows that Jon isn’t really a wildling deep down.

Stray Observations:

  1. Orell is weirdly in love with Ygritte.  But he comes on far too strong. 
  2. We finally get Arya and the Hound together.  Best duo in Westeros.
  3. Jaime takes his first real step to redemption when he saves Brienne.

RIP: The next poor prisoner that Locke throws in the bear pit to satisfy his primal urges. 

Episode 28: Second Sons

“The usurper Robb Stark. The usurper Balon Greyjoy. The usurper Joffrey Baratheon”

Major Plot Points: Arya and the Hound head for the Twins.  Daenerys meets with mercenaries.  Tyrion and Sansa get hitched.  Sam meets an ancient evil.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Daario Naharis looked very different.  He had blue hair and a blue beard that was kept in 3 prongs.  He also was a captain in a different mercenary company, the Stormcrows, he did not serve with Mero, the Titan’s Bastard.
  2. Mero was not killed by Daario.  He was killed by an angry mob after trying to attack Daenerys when she claimed Yunkai.
  3. Melisandre does leech Edric Storm (Robert’s bastard that Stannis kept at Dragonstone), but doesn’t seduce him the way she seduces Gendry in the show.  Also her leech burning ritual is far more effective, since all of the kings mentioned die shortly after. 
  4. Tyrion and Sansa never actually had sex, but he did get in bed with her. He backed out at the last second due to how wrong it felt.
  5. Sam killed the White Walker while with Grenn and Pyp. No other brothers believed him and mockingly called him “Sam the Slayer”.  He also sorta accidentally fell on him. 
Daario Naharis

Other Points to Notice

  1. The Wise Master from last episode, Razdal mo Eraz, takes back the city of Yunkai soon after Daenerys leaves.
  2. Stannis shows his kind side when he visits Davos in the dungeons.  Stannis knows that Davos would disagree with killing Gendry, and him going to talk to him shows that Stannis wanted Davos to stop him from letting Melisandre murder the kid.
  3. No coincidence Cersei tells Margaery (and the audience) the meaning behind the song “Rains of Castamere” this episode.  The Red Wedding takes place next episode, and of course the episode is named “The Rains of Castamere”.  Kind of a giveaway.
  4. Samwell Tarly may be the first human to kill a White Walker in over 8000 years.  Unreal.

Stray Observations:

  1. The Hound does not like Arya as much as Sansa.
  2. Not only did the actors for Daario change, but the personalities did as well.  The original Daario is much more soft spoken, and less mercenary-ish than the new one.
  3. Tywin giving Tyrion a lecture about his need to perform is objectively hilarious.  “I am the God of tits and wine.”

Daenerys Boob Counter: 1

Overall Count: 3.5

RIP: Mero, “The Titan’s Bastard” What a pleasant man.

Episode 29: The Rains of Castamere

“Mother”

Finally.  If Ned dying put this show on the map, it was this episode that forced the series into every household across the globe.  No episode of any TV show has come close to what the Red Wedding did to viewers at home.

“The Price of Honor”

Major Plot Points: Arya travels to meet her brother.  Jon goes on a raid.  Daenerys devises a plan.  Robb gets brutally murdered at his uncle’s wedding.  Catelyn watches her oldest son get brutally murdered at her brother’s wedding, and then is also brutally murdered at her brother’s wedding.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. More was revealed at Robb’s final council.  First, Robb is informed that Balon Greyjoy is dead. Robb then devises a brilliant plot to take back his home.  Finally, he writes a last will, and in it named Jon Snow as his successor.  This letter was sent to the swamps of the Neck, and the theory goes that Howland Reed came into possession of it, and is waiting for the right moment to present it to the remaining Northern lords.
  2. Robb’s wife was not present at the wedding.  This was just pure cruelty by D & D.
  3. It is theorized that Rickon and Osha went to the island of Skagos, where cannibals and unicorns roam free.
  4. The entire wedding is seen through Cat’s POV.  There is a sense of dread building the entire time.  The first major scare is when she sees Roose Bolton is not drinking and wearing chainmail under his clothes. She also notices the band barely knows how to play their instruments. Then of course when the drums start to bang and the Rains of Castamere play, her dread comes to a climax.
  5. Cat does not kill Walder’s wife.  She kills his mentally challenged son.  When she threatened to kill him, Walder Frey responds; “Then I’ll get a new son.” She also calls Robb her last son, since she believes Bran and Rickon to be dead. 
  6. As Cat watches Robb die, she goes completely hysterical.  As the knife comes to her throat she scratches her face until it bleeds and begs them not to cut her hair, because Ned loves her long hair.
  7. Roose Bolton says “Jaime Lannister sends his regards”.  This matters later since Catelyn comes back as Lady Stoneheart.  More on that later.

Other Points to Notice

  1. When Walder gives bread and salt to Robb and his men, it signifies that they are under his protection.  It was one of the oldest traditions in the land. 
  2. This is the first of two times that Bran and Jon get within arm’s reach of each other without actually interacting. 
  3. When a warg dies, they inhabit one of their animals.  They slowly lose all that is left of their human consciousness.
  4. When Daenerys asks Jorah about Daario, you can see the friendzone hit him in the face.
  5. Robb saying “Perhaps I made a terrible mistake.” , and then talking about naming his son Eddard Stark is so cruel.  They really lay it on thick.
  6. When the Rains of Castamere start playing, Catelyn has the same reaction as the audience.

Stray Observations:

  1. Rickon had some pretty good acting when he left Bran.  This was also the last time he ever speaks on the show. 
  2. This episode is still incredible.

RIP: Walder Frey’s wife.  Also King Robb Stark, the Young Wolf, Lord of Winterfell, King in the North, and firstborn son of Lord Eddard Stark.  Catelyn Stark, formerly Catelyn Tully, eldest daughter of Lord Hoster Tully.

Episode 30: Mhysa

“Monsters are dangerous, and just now Kings are dying like flies”

Major Plot Points: Arya sees the Young Wolf one more time. Tyrion questions his father.  Sansa learns about her brother.  Sam meets Bran at the Wall.  Jon returns home.  Daenerys gets carried by slaves.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Arya started going crazy when she saw her brother’s corpse.  As she was running she was hit in the head and it seemed like she was killed.  Obviously it was just the Hound, but it seemed for a bit that she also died at the Red Wedding.
  2. Sam and Gilly arrive at the Nightfort and tell Bran that Coldhands led them there.  We also hear the story of the Night’s King.  A Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch who fell in love with a female White Walker.  He declared himself the King of the Nightfort, and ruled for 13 years committing countless atrocities.  The Night’s Watch, the Lord of Winterfell, and the King Beyond the Wall had to join together to stop him.  The show seems to borrow his name for the leader of the White Walkers.  The Night King instead of the Night’s King.
  3. Balon Greyjoy was dead at this point.  Robb was dead, and Joffrey also died soon after.  This really bolstered Stannis’ faith in Melisandre. 
  4. Ramsey would never sign anything as “Ramsey Snow” He refused to let anyone call him that, and not Ramsey Bolton. 
  5. Jaime did not arrive back at King’s Landing until after Joffrey died.
  6. Stannis was not as mad at Davos about freeing Edric.  He was much more reasonable, and agreed with Davos about heading North.
The Young Wolf

Other Points to Notice

  1. Just as Tyrion seems to be getting Sansa to like him, Sansa learns about the Red Wedding and all hope for her not despising him forever evaporates.
  2. Tyrion’s threat about kings dying like flies, comes back to bite him very hard after Joffrey’s death.   
  3. The Blackfish apparently escaped by swimming down the river. Very appropriate.
  4. We finally learn that Ramsey is Roose Bolton’s bastard.  It was pretty obvious beforehand though. 
  5. Shae really seems to love Tyrion.  It makes it weird how she instantly betrays him, even when everything he warned her about was true. 
  6. The scene of Dany looking up while surrounded by a mob is imitated in season 6 when Jon stares straight up after surfacing from a mob at the Battle of the Bastards.  It is supposed to symbolize their births into who they really are.

Stray Observations:

  1. Pycelle clearly dropped the note on purpose.  That old bastard. 
  2. You could see the air drop from the room when Joffrey went after Tywin. 
  3. Gendry rowed down that stream for 4 seasons.
  4. Somehow the Hound killing all those men with Arya was a sweet moment

RIP: All the Frey men Arya and the Hound slaughtered. 

Season 3 is over. Some incredibly memorable moments, including the best show moment of all.  Looking forward to the Red Viper and Season 4.

Things I Liked:  The entire Red Wedding sequence was incredible.  They did a great job capturing the building horror of the situation.  The Jon and Ygritte scenes were also a highlight, they were only in a handful of episodes but their chemistry worked well.  Another highlight was the bathtub scene between Jaime and Brienne.

Things I Did Not Like:  I can’t understand why the show kept Balon Greyjoy alive so long.  I also was not a fan of how unreasonable Stannis was when it came to Davos.  When Davos freed Edric Storm in the book, Stannis was disappointed but he certainly did not sentence him to death.  I sometimes feel like D & D never really understood his character and made him a bit too much like a villain, instead of the nuanced character he is.

Week 4 (S2E09-S3E04)

Episode 19: Blackwater

“Don’t fight for your king, don’t fight for his kingdoms, don’t fight for honor, don’t fight for glory, don’t fight for riches because you won’t get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack, your gate he’s ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!”

Major Plot Points: Tyrion tries to stop the True King of Westeros.  Cersei and Sansa celebrate a siege together.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Tyrion’s plan to defeat Stannis had 2 major points. The wildfire, and a giant chain that was laid across the entire bay.  Once Stannis’ fleet entered the bay, the chain came up trapping the ships inside so they could burn in the wildfire.  Nearly every smith in King’s Landing worked on it.
  2. Stannis is revered as a one of the greatest battle commanders left in Westeros.  He was able to destroy a majority of the Greyjoy fleet during the Greyjoy Rebellion singlehandedly.  This is extremely impressive when you remember that the Greyjoys are supposedly the masters of naval warfare.
  3. Wildfire is said to burn so hot, that jumping into water wouldn’t be enough to put it out. 
  4. Tyrion’s mountain men played a large part in this battle.  They were sent to the Kingswood to delay ground troops from Stannis.  This was a great tactic by Tyrion since the mountain men were very comfortable fighting in wooded terrain.
  5. When Tyrion breached the wall, he went into battle mode, and actually killed quite a few men with his axe. 
  6. The Hound actually drunkenly kissed Sansa when he left.  Very weird.
  7. Stannis’ men swore after the battle, that they saw the ghost of Renly fighting against them.  In reality, it was Loras Tyrell in Renly’s armor wearing his stag helmet.
Tyrion Lannister at The Battle of the Blackwater

Other Points to Notice

  1. We finally hear “The Rains of Castamere” being sung for the first time.  This song has huge symbolic importance throughout the show, and usually comes before a Lannister victory.  The song of course was written after Tywin destroyed an entire house for disobeying him.
  2. Varys despises all things magic, especially the followers of the Red God R’hollor.  He talks more about this later in the series
  3. Joffrey could not beat Stannis in a sword fight.  Not even close.
  4. Huge difference between the speech Stannis gives to rally his men, and the speech Tyrion later gives.  Stannis is a practical man of few words.  “Come with me and take this city”.
  5. Tyrion rallying the remnants of the Lannister forces into battle, and leading them against Stannis saved the city.  Tywin would have arrived too late to save them if Tyrion didn’t buy all that time.  He never gets any credit or love for this.
  6. Sansa picks up the doll Ned once bought her.  Not surprising she kept it this long

Stray Observations

  1. Why was that barrel the soldier puked into completely full? Not a single person could empty it?
  2. People really think that Varys is into little boys.  It does not help that he uses children as his spies. 
  3. The Hound really likes Sansa.
  4. This is the first episode of the series to only focus on one storyline the entire time. 

RIP:  Ser Mandon Moore.  Podrick speared him real bad.

Episode 20: Valar Morghulis

“These bad people are what I’m good at, outtalking them, outthinking them. It’s what I am, and I like it. I like it more than anything I’ve ever done.”

Major Plot Points: Sansa loses a fiancé.  Jon proves fights his brother.  Robb gets hitched.  Arya receives a nice trinket.  Tyrion lies in bed.  Dany has her dragons perform tricks.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Tyrion received a worse injury than a scar.  The front of his nose was completely cut off.  This would have obviously involved a lot of prosthetics for Peter Dinklage, and was understandably cut from the show
  2. Stannis never attacked Melisandre.  At least not from what we have seen.  Our only glimpses into Stannis come from Davos and Jon POV chapters. He did gaze into the fire, and apparently saw The Wall.
  3. “The horn-blowing cunt” torturing Theon, is of course Ramsey Snow.  He began messing with Theon before Theon even knew who he was.
  4. Ramsey captured and flayed every single ironborn that surrendered.  They somehow would have been better off dying in a pointless battle.
  5. It’s a ridiculous writing mistake that Robb and Talisa get married by a septon.  Robb has only worshipped the Old Gods his entire life, and Talisa was from Volantis! Neither of them ever practiced the Faith of the Seven! Definitely a huge oversight that only uptight nerds would care about, but I care god damn it.
  6. Dany never saw Khal Drogo in her visions.  Her most important vision showed her late brother Rhaegar, talking about how “the dragon must have 3 heads”.  That one scene sparked hundreds of theories about which 2 people could be possibly secret Targaryens.
  7. Xaro Xhoan Daxos did not die in a vault.  Daenerys fled the city after killing Pyat Pree, before the other warlocks could attack her.  Daxos eventually found Dany at Mereen and again asked her to marry him.
  8. Sam and company actually fought against the White Walkers and wights at The Fist of the First Men, in a pretty terrifying battle.  The show skipped over this battle and instead showed us the massive army from just Sam’s perspective.

Other Points to Notice

  1. Sansa looks understandably elated she lost her betrothal to Joffrey.  She obviously is relieved to not marry him, but Littlefinger reminds her she has no protection in King’s Landing now.
  2. It’s rare, but Catelyn is completely right in her argument against Robb.  I doubt they anticipated just how right she would be.
  3. Maester Lewin was giving Theon great advice.  If Theon made it to the Wall all his sins would be forgiven and he could have lived the rest of his life honorably.  Also he then never would have met Ramsey.
  4. Lewin was lucky Osha put him out of his misery.  A gut wound like his would take 3 or 4 excruciating days to kill him
  5. Dany seeing the Iron Throne covered in snow could sure allude to a whole lot of things.  Guess we will find out if it is literal or metaphorical in Season 8 (“Snow” v.s. “snow”).
  6. Qhorin’s last words “We are the Watchers on the Wall” are of course lines from the oath a man makes when he commits to the Night’s Watch.  It made  Jon realize Qhorin sacrificed himself so Jon could infiltrate Mance’s army.

Stray Observations

  1. Seems like Littlefinger has officially began using his signature raspy voice.  We will never hear him speak normal again.
  2. That was a weirdly smart move by the Stark soldier when he asked Jaime and Brienne for Jaime’s fake name at the same time.
  3.  The dragons did not look great, CGI wise. 

RIP: Maester Lewin.  Easy to forget how great of a person he was, since he died relatively early in the shows run. 

Episode 21: Valar Dohaeris

“Before winter is done, everyone you’ve ever known will be dead”

Major Plot Points: Jon swears a new oath.  Tyrion visits his father.  Robb visits a graveyard.  Davos protests burning prisoners. Margaery enters the game. Daenerys meets The Unsullied.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. The cold open begins with a black screen and the sounds of a battle.  This is the only hint we get of the actual battle at the Fist of the First Men.
  2. Jon hears the wildings singing a song in camp, called “The Last of the Giants”. It’s a tragic song about the slow death of the Giants in the North. There are only a handful left at this point of the story.
  3. Davos had several remaining children at home with his wife.  But we never see his wife in the show or books.
  4. Roose Bolton at this point was already in command at Harrenhal.  Also, his “best hunter” was a psychopathic man named Vargo Hoat.  Vargo commanded a group of sellswords who went by “The Brave Companions”.  They were among the worst mercenaries in Westeros and committed countless war crimes.  Hoat was replaced with Locke in the show, probably because Hoat was a bit too cartoonish for television.
  5. It wasn’t Littlefinger that approached Sansa about escape.  He used Ser Dontos, the drunken fool from the beginning of Season 2 that Sansa saved from Joffrey’s anger.  She did not know it was Littlefinger pulling the strings until after she escaped.
  6. Missandei was only a child.  About 10 years old.
  7. The manticore assassination took place in Qaarth.  Barristan was also not revealed to be Barristan until later.  He went by Arstan Whitebeard, and was accompanied by a giant eunuch fighter named Strong Belwas.  His absence from the show is criminal, he was hilarious and an excellent fighter.
Strong Belwas. He claimed to always let an opponent cut his chest one time before killing them.

Other Points to Notice

  1. The scene with Jon meeting Tormund plays out very similar to the books.  Jon believes that Tormund is Mance, because of how intimidating he is.  Mance hid in the corner playing a lute.
  2. Jon played his hand well with Mance.  Bringing up the White Walkers was the only thing that could convince Mance he was serious about joining.  The wildlings entire motivation for attacking the Wall is to escape them.
  3. This is the 2nd time we have now seen Bronn almost fight Meryn Trant.  Unfortunately it never happens for real.
  4. Davos is shipwrecked very close to King’s Landing, in Lannister territory.  And yet he still does not lie about who he fought for.  That’s one loyal guy.
  5. The man Talisa revives is none other than Qyburn.  You may remember him as the insane doctor that turns the Mountain into a zombie.
  6. Daenerys mentions that the warlocks must have sent the manticore. We never met any warlocks besides Pyat Pree, but apparently they do exist in the show behind the scenes.

Stray Observations:

  1. I wish that Mance on the show was as cool as Mance in the books.  He should be a smooth talking killer that can play the lute.
  2. Cersei breaks the fourth wall a bit. “They say you lost your nose” is a reference to Tyrion losing his nose in the book.
  3. Tywin seemed a bit unnecessarily harsh towards Tyrion.
  4. Cersei never trusts Margaery for even a second.  Very smart of her.

RIP: The nipple of the Unsullied soldier?  No real deaths in this one.

Episode 22: Dark Wings Dark Words

“And everything that’s happened since then, all this horror that’s come to this family, is all because I couldn’t love a motherless child”

Major Plot Points: Robb receives bad news.  Arya meets a brotherhood.  Jon learns about his ex-brothers. Sansa eats lemon-cakes with Margaery. Joffrey gives a crossbow lesson.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. We never saw Theon tortured.  After he was knocked out at Winterfell, we didn’t hear from him until 3 books later, when he was already fully transformed into Reek.
  2. Olenna was not as present, but just as deceitful and awesome.  She secretly tried to have Sansa marry Willas Tyrell, who was the brother of Loras and Margaery.  He does not exist in the show universe.
  3. Hoster Tully was still alive when Robb and Cat arrived in Riverrun.  He was dying and delusional, but through his rants Cat learned that at one point Littlefinger impregnated her sister Lysa, and the baby was aborted.
  4. One notable member from the Brotherhood Without Banners was Harwin,  an old member of Ned Stark’s guard that was originally sent with Beric to fight The Mountain.  Arya recognizes him and is more relaxed about the Brotherhood after.
  5. Jaime losing to Brienne was explained a bit better.  He was malnourished and weak from months of captivity. 

Other Points to Notice

  1. Roose Bolton at this point was already planning with Tywin and Walder Frey.  This is obvious since the letter he gives Robb claims Ramsey never saw Theon at Winterfell, which is proven a lie in the next scene.  He probably began plotting when Jaime was freed, and saw an opening when Robb broke his marriage vow.
  2. Sansa is falling into the same trap as her mother.  No matter how many times he tricks people, the Starks love trusting Littlefinger.
  3. Cat was always cold to Jon.  We saw a bit of this in Season 1. Tragic since he was not born from Ned’s infidelity like Cat was led to believe. It’s also interesting to hear that Ned refused to give him the Stark name.  We now know the true reason (He ain’t no Stark)
  4. Jon meets his first warg, and later for the first time we hear Bran referred to as a warg.
  5. Joffrey is fixated on his crossbow.  Many times throughout the books (unsure about the show) the crossbow is referred to as a cowards weapon.  Clearly the writers liked this analogy. 
Ramsey Snow, as described in the books.

Stray Observations:

  1. Jojen was much smaller and sickly looking.
  2. Gendry is right.  Arya was very poor at choosing her 3 kills.
  3. First time we see Thoros, he is singing Rains of Castamere.  Are there only like 2 songs in Westeros?
  4. Margaery saying she doesn’t understand the subtleties of politics is an all time hilarious moment.  She then gets Joffrey to like her by feeding into his psychopathic tendencies.  I think she knows what she’s doing.

RIP: All the lemoncakes that Sansa ate while hanging with Olenna.

Episode 23: Walk of Punishment

“Send your eagle over The Wall every night. When it’s time I’m going to light the biggest fire the North has ever seen”

Major Plot Points: Jon learns he has a lot of climbing ahead.  Arya says goodbye to an old friend.  Sam sees his crush again.  Tyrion gives Podrick a reward.  Jaime is deceived handedly.  Theon gets saved, then captured, then saved.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. The Blackfish (Ser Brynden Tully) got his nickname from being called the black sheep of his family by his brother.  Brynden reminded his brother that their sigil is a fish, and that would make him a black fish instead.  He had a strained relationship with his brother, mostly because he constantly refused to marry the political partners that his brother tried to arrange.  
  2. The Inn at the Crossroads is one of the most commonly seen locations in the countryside of Westeros.  Here is a list of a few major things that happen there; Ned killed Lady, Cat kidnapped Tyrion, and Hot Pie gained employment.
  3. The symbols the White Walkers leave are never explained.  They also seem to communicate more verbally.
  4. Jon traveled with Ghost the entirety of his time north of the Wall.  At least until he had to scale it.  Then Ghost met up with Sam, not before.
  5. Melisandre never left Stannis.  The show only did this because they did not introduce Edric Storm.  Edric was one of Robert’s bastards that Stannis captured when he took over Storm’s End in the south.  Gendry acts as his plot substitute, or plotstitute if you will.
  6. Podrick doesn’t get to enjoy the company of all of those whores, but it’s now canon as far as I’m concerned.

Other Points to Notice

  1. Edmure was shown to be an ineffective leader from his first 2 scenes.  As if not being able to aim an arrow wasn’t enough, he got completely verbally owned by Robb for his actions against Gregor Clegane.
  2. Getting Tywin to approve of him marrying Lysa Arryn, was always a huge part of Littlefinger’s plans.  Being the Lord of the Vale would make Littlefinger one of the most powerful lords in the Seven Kingdoms.
  3.  Try to recognize Martyn Lannister, the prisoner that Talisa is tending to.  It is the same actor who eventually is recast as Tommen Baratheon in Season 4.  I guess the showrunner’s really thought he killed it in his 1 line of dialogue.
  4. Watching the scenes between Dany and Kraznys are so much better knowing that she can understand all of the insults he sends in her direction.  She shows great restraint in not reacting to him.
  5. The soldier that Ramsey kills with a point blank arrow calls him a bastard.  Theon did not pick up on the fact that the soldier was being literal.
  6. Jaime tells Locke how his father used to make him read every day for 4 hours.  This is a callback to what Tywin tells Arya in Season 2.

Stray Observations:

  1. Gotta love the chair move that Tyrion performs.  Probably the longest dialogue pause in the show.
  2. We get to hear “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” which of course is song 2 of 2 in Westeros.
  3. “I’m no Stark of Winterhell”. We will all miss you Hot Pie.
  4. First time we see Karl Tanner aka “The Legend of Gin Alley” he stares at one of Craster’s daughters with a creepy smile.
  5. Tyrion uses the term “Mereenese Knot”. This is a reference to the situation George RR Martin described himself in while struggling to write all of the Mereen storylines in book 5.
  6. The juxtaposition of Jaime screaming from losing his hand, and the rock version of “Bear and the Maiden Fair” is incredible, but very un-game of thrones like. 

RIP: Jaime’s sword hand

Episode 24: And Now His Watch Is Ended

“A dragon is not a slave”

Major Plot Points: Tyrion consults with the spider. Sansa makes a new girl friend.  Sam and friends grow treasonously hungry.  Daenerys gets an army

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Through Jaime’s POV it is shown just how much his ability to fight with a sword dictated his personality.  Losing his hand was worse than a death sentence for him, because with it he lost his identity.  This ultimately would lead to him becoming a better man.
  2. While Varys did have the same backstory, we never got to see him capture his old tormentor.  It certainly is possible that it happened.
  3. Theon never says the words out loud about how he felt Ned was really his father.  By the time we see him again he is almost too far gone to reflect on all of his decisions.
  4. Brienne never called Jaime “a bloody woman”.  A lot of people were unhappy with this line of dialogue because it makes Brienne seem far too self loathing and angry against her gender.
  5. Jeor Mormont’s last words were to Sam.  He told him to convince his son, Jorah, to come back home and take the black so he could be forgiven of his past crimes.

Other Points to Notice

  1. Mixing an open hand wound and horse shit was almost a death sentence for Jaime.  His arm grew extremely infected from his fall.
  2. Varys is extremely interested in every move that Littlefinger makes.  This is because Littlefinger is among the only people in the world that Varys finds to be a threat.  Through Ros, Varys learns of Littlefinger’s plan to get Sansa out of the capitol.
  3. Joffrey listening to Margaery and ignoring Cersei was a blatant sign of how Cersei was losing control over him.  Margaery works very fast.
  4. Sansa started the series off wanting to be a southern girl, but now that her life has turned into a nightmare, she finds comfort in her northern identity.  When Margaery finds Sansa, she is praying at the stump of a weirwood tree.  Her father always prayed at the same type of tree in Winterfell.  It’s hard to make it out, but you can see the giant white stump as she leaves the cliffside. 
  5. Varys was attempting to convince Olenna to marry Sansa to Loras.  Just so Littlefinger would not have her. 
  6. The last time we saw Beric Dondarrion, he was being sent off by Ned to bring the Mountain to justice.  He was also a different actor.

Stray Observations:

  1. We get to see Sam’s thimble again, as Gilly gives it back to him.  It really did not serve any purpose.  I’ll keep an eye out for it in the future
  2. Cersei almost seems to have a careful respect for Olenna Tyrell.
  3. Tywin was unnecessarily harsh towards Cersei.  He has now talked shit to 2/3 children.  Jaime has it coming.
  4. This was a very Varys heavy episode.
  5. I think this is my favorite Daenerys moment.  Complete control of the entire situation.

RIP: Lord Commander Jeor Mormont. And now his watch is ended.

Jeor Mormont and his pet raven that did not really get any show time.

This was definitely the best block of episodes so far. From the Battle of the Blackwater to Daenerys claiming her army of Unsullied, it seems like a lot is happening at once now. The rest of this season will also be great, and I am especially looking forward to the infamous Red Wedding. It may be easier to pick up on new things there, since I won’t be blinded by sadness.

Things I Liked:

They truly did the Battle of the Blackwater justice. The scene of the wildfire exploding has already gone down in television history. It was the moment that really solidified the series as being just as spectacular visually as any blockbuster movie.
I also already like Dany’s plotline in season 3 better than season 2. Probably her most successful storyline. The only thing season 3 is missing so far, is more Jon and Ygritte scenes. They are coming though.

Things I Did Not Like:

Everything that had to do with Qaarth. It was boring, and served no real purpose. At least in the books Dany got some prophecy given to her.
I also do not like the direction the show went with Mance Rayder. He gets barely any screen time and you don’t get to see the charismatic man that he is in the book series. I mean the guy once infiltrated Winterfell as a bard just to see what it was like. Hard to imagine the show version of Mance do anything but scowl angrily. I also wish we got to go more into Jon’s ability to see through Ghost. Or just more Ghost in general.

Week 3 (S2E03-S2E08)

Episode 13: What is Dead May Never Die

“They are the knights of summer, and winter is coming.”

Major Plot Points: Tyrion hatches a plot to discover a mole.  Sansa meets her new hand maiden.  Jon gets the Night’s Watch evicted. Arya’s plans to head north get cancelled. Bran has some furry dreams.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Bran is not the only Stark to have wolf dreams.  Arya and Jon both have them frequently.  We never see from Robb or Rickon’s POV, but it is safe to imagine they also have them, indicating all of the Starks are wargs.
  2. Brienne was madly in love with King Renly. This was due to him being the only person in the war camp that was kind to her.  Btw Renly named his Kingsguard the Rainbow Guard in the book.  Way too on the nose for a tv show, although GRRM claims it was only named that due to there being 7 colors in a rainbow. Ok George.
  3. Margaery is 16. It is also hard to tell if she is politically savvy or actually an innocent pawn of Olenna Tyrell.
  4. The priest that baptized Theon was believed by many to be his uncle, Aeron Greyjoy, but this was later proven false when the show introduced us to the actual Aeron Greyjoy in season 6. Better known as “Damphair” (That’s Damp-hair not Dam-fair) Aeron was once a reaver like his brothers but ended up a devout priest of The Drowned God.  Theon’s other uncle (besides Euron), Victarion Greyjoy, was removed from the show.
  5. Amory Lorch is the knight who kills Yoren.  Polliver is the man responsible for killing Lommy and stealing Needle.  Arya often recites their names in her list.
Crazy Aeron “Damphair” Greyjoy

Other Points to Notice

  1. This is the first time Jon sees a White Walker. 
  2. The Greyjoy words are “We Do Not Sow”, although most people know them by “What is Dead May Never Die”. These are words of their religion.
  3. Tyrion’s plan to discover the loyalties of the Small Council is a masterstroke.  I do wonder if he planned to actually marry Myrcella off to Theon/Robin Arryn if Varys/Littlefinger snitched.
  4.  First time we hear someone doubting that Margaery is a virgin.  In the very next scene Margaery herself makes it seem even more doubtful.
  5. Cersei was correct to worry about Myrcella going to Dorne to marry Trystane Martell.  Gregor Clegane raped and murdered Elia Martell (late wife of Rhaegar Targaryen), then murdered her 2 infant children, all for Tywin Lannister.
  6. “Power resides where men believe it resides” Remember this Varys quote.
  7. We see Arya grouping Sansa in with the Lannisters in her anger filled memories.  She has no idea Sansa tried to convince Joffrey to save Ned.  It also seems like Yoren is the one to give her the fireside “prayer of names” idea.

Stray Observations

  1. Jon saw Craster sacrifice a child. Hard to feel like he made a mistake here.
  2. I can’t remember if Gilly is ever shown again with the trinket Sam gave her. This is something I will look for as the series continues.
  3. First sighting of Margaery Tyrell and Brienne of Tarth. \
  4. Giving Theon a ship named “Sea Bitch” was far too good to be true.
  5. What an incredibly awkward Lannister/Stark family dinner.  But then we see Sansa be a huge bitch to Shae and all of a sudden you remember how awful she was to everyone in Season 1.
  6. If Theon sent that letter to Robb, so much would have changed. I may even not hate Theon at this point.
  7. Is this the first time all season we see one of Tyrion’s Mountain Men? I almost forgot about them

RIP:  Yoren. A true Man of the Night’s Watch

Episode 14: Garden of Bones

“There’s no cure for being a cunt”

I had no choice but to use this quote

Major Plot Points: Arya and Gendry head to Harrenhal.  Robb grows very interested in the field of nursing.  Dany finds The Greatest City That Ever Was or Will Be.  Tyrion gives Joffrey a birthday present.  Cat observes a brotherly reunion.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Harrenhal was known as being a cursed castle.  Most of the previous rulers died spectacularly.  It was said Lord Harren made the castle bigger than any others around, and the mortar was mixed with human blood.
  2. Roose Bolton was more of a cartoonish villain. Pale blue eyes, long hair, and rarely spoke above a whisper. He was also obsessed with being leeched to keep his blood clean.
  3. Robb married the daughter of a minor lord, Jeyne Westerling.  Not Talisa the nurse.  He married her because they slept together and, fearing she was pregnant, his honor obligated him to not let their child be a bastard.
  4. Daenerys found out about Qaarth from her scout, but her scout brought with him 3 people from the city to welcome her. 2 of those 3 (Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Pyat Pree the warlock,) were shown waiting for her at the gate. The 3rd we do not see this episode.
  5. The scene between Renly and Stannis was a bit different.  At one point, Renly reaches for his belt, and to the surprise of Stannis, pulls out a peach. Stannis is enraged by this and questions him why. Renly offers him a bite and says “A man should never refuse to taste a peach. He may never get the chance again. Life is short, Stannis. Remember what the Starks say. Winter is coming.” Renly and his peach torture Stannis’ thoughts for years to come.
  6. The secret gate Davos brings Melisandre to, is the same secret gate he used to deliver onions to Stannis when he was under siege by the Targaryen army in Robert’s Rebellion.
Renly and his peach.

Other Points to Notice

  1. The Lannister soldiers in the beginning of the episode serve as a reminder that soldiers are pretty much the same on both sides. Fighting and dying for lords they never even meet.
  2. It began to grow extremely obvious that Joffrey would never marry Sansa.  How could he marry someone that he made the entire royal court watch be tortured and stripped.
  3. Tyrion asks Ser Meryn Trant what kind of man beats a young girl. We eventually find out Meryn Trant actually beats little girls on his own time for fun in brothels.  Thankfully Arya took out the trash.
  4. Renly truly does have the numbers.  He has by far the largest army of the 5 kings.  Not to mention he isn’t already occupied with an ongoing war.
  5. We see the first recast of The Mountain this episode. It is hard to tell that The Mountain is even The Mountain, since the recast is so awful. Just a generic tall skinny guy.
  6. The Tickler asks prisoners “Where is the Brotherhood”. He is referring to The Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion. 

Stray Observations

  1. First time we meet Roose Bolton.  I do not believe that he planned to betray Robb at this point yet.
  2.  Fun fact, Talisa the nurse, is played by Oona Chaplin. Grandaughter of Chaz Chaplin, the famous silent actor with the Hitler moustache.
  3. Tyrion sent Joffrey the 2 whores that we have previously seen sleeping with Old Man Pycelle.  One of course was Ros, the only whore in Westeros.
  4. Joffrey is very young to have such…unconventional desires.
  5. Littlefinger ABSOLUTELY betrayed Ned. There really is no gray area here. What a boss though, lying through his teeth.
  6. Gotta say, Season 2 is definitely the most boring Daenerys storyline. Almost nothing of note happens besides her vision quest. 

Episode 15: The Ghost of Harrenhal

“I dreamt that the sea came to Winterfell. I saw waves crashing against the gates and the water came flowing over the walls flooded the castle. Drowned men were floating here in the yard. Ser Rodrik was one of them.”

Major Plot Points: Catelyn sees something supernatural.  Tyrion begins to hatch a fiery plan.  Arya gives a man a name.  Dany sees a magic show. Bran comes to the defense of his bannermen.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Hard to tell in the show, but the shadow that killed Renly was described as looking exactly like Stannis.  If you look really closely, you can almost make it out.
  2. This was not the only time Melisandre sent Shadow Stannis to kill someone.  After Renly died, Stannis laid siege to his childhood home of Storm’s End.  The knight holding the fort in Renly’s name, Ser Cortnay Penrose, refused to give in to Stannis’ demand of handing over one of Robert’s bastards stashed in the castle.  He was no match for a shadow monster.
  3. The Targaryens are responsible for the Alchemist Guild brewing so much Wildfyre.  The Targaryens always believed they had a special bond with it. One in particular, Aerion “Brightflame” Targaryen died from drinking it, believing it would turn him into a dragon.
  4. Quorin Halfhand was described as one of the greatest rangers the Night’s Watch ever had.  Jon traveled with him for a much longer, frantic, period.
  5. Quaithe  (the masked woman) almost speaks entirely in prophecy.  Many of the things she tells Dany stick with her throughout her journey.
Qhorin Halfhand

Other Points to Notice

  1. One of the reasons that Stannis was always bitter towards his brothers, was that after the Rebellion, Robert gave Stannis Dragonstone, and Renly got Storm’s End. Dragonstone was the original home of the Targaryens, and while it was a formidable fortress, it had no land for farming or political power.  Storm’s End was the ancestral castle of the Baratheons, and Stannis believed it was rightfully his, as the next eldest under Robert.
  2. Stannis may not have seemed upset about his brother dying, but he does eventually tell Jon Snow that looking back he was disgusted by the act and he realized he still did love Renly at the end.  Can’t remember if this was in the show, I doubt it because D & D seem to have a hate boner for Stannis.
  3. Arya serving as Tywin’s cupbearer is the best decision the show made that was independent of the books.  Through Arya’s eyes we get to see Tywin actually has somewhat of a soft side.  For some reason I can’t explain, Maisie Williams and Charles Dance have incredible on screen chemistry, I really wish they had more scenes together.
  4. The oath that Brienne and Cat swear to one another, is the oath that is usually reserved for a Lord and a Knight.  It seemed appropriate at the time.
  5. Qarth law mandates that if Dany and Xaro Xhoan Daxos were to wed, she would have to give him half of all her possessions, including 1 of her dragons. 

Stray Observations

  1. Robb and Renly would have made a great alliance, and almost certainly would have beaten the Lannisters.
  2. It is still hilarious Theon has to captain a ship called “The Sea Bitch”
  3. Last time Jon and Jeor Mormont ever see each other.  That makes it 1 biological, and 2 adoptive fathers Jon has outlived.

RIP: The Tickler. Best interrogator in Westeros

Episode 16: The Old Gods and the New

“Gods help you Theon Greyjoy. Now you are truly lost.”

Major Plot Points: Arya learns about Tywin’s childhood. Sansa is indebted to The Hound. Dany becomes desperate. Catelyn and Robb learn who is babysitting Bran and Rickon. Theon is blinded by love.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Ser Rodrick Cassel was not present at the siege of Winterfell.  He was killed by Ramsey Snow when Ramsey took back Winterfell from Theon much later.  Theon instead beheaded one of the main townspeople.
  2. During his tenure as Lord of Winterfell, Theon freed a prisoner named Reek from the dungeons.  This was of course Ramsey in disguise as one of his old servants.  He made the switch with him to save his own life when Rodrick Cassel found them pillaging and raping across the north.  After he was freed he went back to the Bolton home (the Dreadfort) and raised an army to attack Winterfell.
  3. Xaro Xhoan Daxos constantly begged Dany to marry him, but he pretended it was from a place of love.  Dany was much quicker to see through this ruse, especially since she could tell he clearly was not into the ladies.
  4. Meera and Jojen Reed were already in Winterfell with Bran before Theon took Winterfell.  They fled with the Stark boys from the very beginning.

Other Points to Notice:

  1. Osha was very quick to remember that Theon has a weird thing for her.  She immediately saw her opening and took it.  It did not work the first time, but it sure did work the second time.
  2. Theon is not able to behead Rodrick in one blow.  The show seems to make a point that not being able to do this in one swing indicates an internal moral struggle.  Ned was always able to behead men in one swing, because he was following his code of honor and had no qualms about it. Later in the series this is revisited with Robb.
  3. It is not clear if Littlefinger identified Arya, but for a split second it seemed like he was about to say something.  Either way it never comes back up.  The conversation he has with Tywin also effectively sets up the end of the season when Tywin and the Tyrell army arrive at King’s Landing to defeat  Stannis.
  4. Once again, the Hound goes out of his way to save Sansa.  This time if he didn’t arrive she would have truly suffered.   He claims he did not do it for her, but that is clearly a lie since Joffrey never ordered her saved.
  5. The Spice King, although a dick, was smart to not give Dany ships.  At this point she had no army, and her dragons were babies.  She would have lost immediately in Westeros.

Stray Observations

  1. Props to Maester Lewin for getting his raven out that fast.
  2. Since Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie are actually married now, it is funny to imagine that the scene where he pulls back her hood was actually the first time the 2 ever laid eyes on each other.
  3. Osha tries the seduction trick on Ramsey many years later.  It does not go well.

RIP: Ser Rodrick Cassel.  The best mutton chops in all of the Seven Kingdoms.

Ser Rodrick Cassel. He even had sick chops in the books.

Episode 17: A Man Without Honor

“So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It’s too much. No matter what you do, you’re forsaking one vow or another.”

Major Plot Points:

Theon goes on a hunt. Robb helps a nurse get supplies. Jaime makes an escape attempt.  Dany witnesses a power play.  Tyrion and Cersei have a heartfelt conversation.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. Arya was in Harrenhal a long time.  But before she escaped, it came under the control of Roose Bolton, who held the castle for Robb.  She was his cup bearer and often had to cover him in his leeches, which as I once mentioned, was something he was very fond of doing.
  2. Jon captured Ygritte, but he never was separated from his group.  He secretly let her go in the night.  The very next night, Jon had a dream he was Ghost and could see all of Mance Rayder’s army and the group of wildings following them. He then woke up when he was attacked by a hawk.  The other rangers realized that Jon was a warg, and found the hawk and an injured Ghost.  Jon’s warging abilities are never explored in the show.
  3. Jaime never killed his cousin while in captivity.  He was a dick, but not a completely monstrous one.  It seems like the show added this scene just to give Jaime something to do, since he was immediately recaptured.  Also to make his redemption more drastic? I think it was a waste of time.
  4.  Pyat Pree and Xaro Xhoan Daxos absolutely did not make a power play on The Thirteen.  It makes it more dramatic though.

Other Points to Notice

  1. Almost everytime Theon talks , there is a camera shot that shows Dagmer (tall balding ironborn soldier) is completely laughing at him on the inside.
  2. Tywin talks about his legacy again in this episode.  It becomes more clear throughout the series that the idea of his legacy is all that he cares about, much more so than his actual children.
  3. This is the first time we hear “You know nothing Jon Snow”.  Only about 50 more to go.
  4. Theon mentions that if he doesn’t find the Stark boys, he will be treated as a failure and a eunuch among his people.  Funny enough, he is technically right.
  5. The First Men that are always referenced, were of course the first settlers of Westeros.  They mostly lived in the North, while the south was later invaded by the group of people known as the Andals.  This is why the Starks claim to have the blood of the first men, while southern houses do not.
  6. This is the only time we ever see Tyrion comforting Cersei

Stray Observations

  1. Jon seemed to get very mad when Ygritte made fun of his balls. Jon’s facial reactions really made this scene hilarious.
  2. This is Daenerys at her worst.  She just walks around screaming and yelling at everyone for quite some time.  Hard to watch.
  3. Cersei is almost motherly to Sansa after she has her period.  The whole scene I was just waiting for her to become a huge bitch to her. 
  4. Even though it was not Bran and Rickon, what Theon did to those 2 children makes him borderline irredeemable in my eyes.

RIP: The Spice King of Qarth. For all his faults, he was a hilariously dickish character to watch.

Episode 18: The Prince of Winterfell

“A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.”

Major Plot Points: Tyrion plans for a siege.  Arya gives a man his own name.  Robb breaks a promise.  Bran feels guilty. Jon heads for Mance Rayder’s army.

Observations from a Book Reader:

  1. The “Lord of Bones” is also known as Rattleshirt.  He remains a thorn in Jon’s side the entire time he infiltrates Mance’s army
  2. Jaime was kept in the dungeons underneath Riverrun, the home of the Tullys.  Robb and his army were based out of there for much of their campaign. 
  3. Cat and Jaime had a much longer conversation before she freed him.  Her decision to free him was a horrible idea tactically speaking, but we do not know if Cat’s gambit would have worked since Jaime arrived at King’s Landing after Cat and Robb were already dead.
  4. Qhorin was much more explicit about his plan to get Jon inside Mance’s army.  Here it seems like Jon is genuinely confused when he gets pushed.
The Lord of Bones

Other Points to Notice

  1. Yara is legitimately angry with Theon for killing the Stark boys.  Imagine he told her that they actually got away? Theon is pathetic.
  2. When Jaime was freed, you can start seeing the cracks in the foundation in Robb’s army.  Rickard Karstark is justifiably furious about his escape.
  3. Arya knows that as soon as Tywin leaves she is in immediate danger.  The Mountain would probably end up killing her one night for looking at him wrong.
  4. We receive our first clue about the importance of dragonglass.  It is from this pile that Sam gets the piece which allows him to kill a White Walker.
  5. Tyrion was truly in love with Shae.  It is hard to tell if she truly feels the same for him. It was even harder to tell in the books.

Stray Observations

  1. The prisoners that Arya questions about Jaqen’s whereabouts are the other 2 she freed from the burning prison cart.  Rorge and Biter.
  2. Tyrion and Bronn bickering over Bronn cutting his nails is peak television.
  3. What was wrong with Sam’s teeth? They looked extremely dirty.
  4. Was there any doubt that Cersei would bring out Ros?  After all, she is the only whore in Westeros.
  5. On the surface it seems like such a triumphant moment when Talisa and Robb hook up.  But in reality it may be the single most tragic moment in the entire series.

RIP:   Farm Boys.  Technically they died last episode, but now we know.

This week I really fell behind.  Probably going to get worse as we go on, but that’s alright. Next up is the Battle of the Blackwater, which is many people’s favorite episode of the series.  I’m also really excited to get to season 3 this weekend which, along with season 4, marks the peak of the show

Things I Liked:

There were a lot of great things that happened in this block of episodes.  Every Ygritte and Jon scene, the casting of Davos, and watching Tyrion as Hand of the King.  But by far my favorite part was watching the scenes between Arya and Tywin.  It never happened in the books, and yet it felt like it belonged more than almost any other scene that actually was from the books.  It was the only opportunity we as viewers had to view Tywin in a non-warlord light. It also ensured that Arya got to stay up to date with her family’s whereabouts.

Things I Did Not Like:

I really hated the scene when Jaime kills his cousin.  It served no purpose whatsoever, and just made Jaime seem like a complete dick.  Also Daenerys’ storyline was extremely sparse.  They surely could have written more for her to do.